50 Song Lyrics That Define Being 26-years-old

If you’re like me, you’re constantly looking for a way to define your life, mistakes, accomplishments and well, everything, with some catchy song lyric that you can use for a Facebook status that will get 50 likes and make your friends think you’re cooler than you are, your exes think they fucked up for dumping you and your parents think that you might actually have some direction in life. Or something like that.

Here are 50 of them, probably. Maybe. Hell, I can’t count anyway. Here are a bunch of song lyrics. Status away young Skywalker!

  1. “Do not confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them.” — Jackson Browne, “These Days”
  2. “I’ve been crazy couldn’t you tell? I threw stones at the stars but the whole sky fell.” — Gregory Alan Isakov, “Stable Song”
  3. “Woke up intoxicated from the night before. Got so fucking faded I slept on the floor.” — G-Eazy, “Gotta Go”
  4. “Man fuck them n****s I come home and I don’t tell nobody…” — J. Cole, “G.O.M.D”
  5. “Would you choose water over wine? Hold the wheel and drive.” — Incubus, “Drive”
  6. “But off in the future, and what it’s finna be all of your memories can become enemies.” — Lupe Fiasco, “No Scratches”
  7. “You don’t really get why I’m pissed? Understand this…I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shit, yes I’m [fragile]…” — Tech N9NE ft. Kendrick Lamar, “Fragile”
  8. “Times like these so sweet and so true, thinkin’s the last thing that you wanna do.” — The Wood Brothers, “Muse”
  9. “I’m sure it’s much harder on your end than mine. If you ever pass through here I’m not hard to find.” — Trampled By Turtles, “Widower’s Heart”
  10. “Baby tell me what you’re running from, she said ‘everything and everyone’…” — Rebelution, “Running”
  11. “Said I know you wanna change the world but for the night please, just reach over and hit the lights please.” — J. Cole, “Lights Please”
  12. “I’ve got a restraining order against Satan’s daughter and I keep it at the bottom of this Jameson and water.” — Atmosphere, “Shoulda Known”
  13. “Shoes got muddy and my clique turned cruddy, wherever I go they went, they my buddies.” — Ludacris, “Growing Pains”
  14. “I’ll say, goodbye to Colorado.” — Bob Dylan, Man of Constant Sorrow

15. “Me and all my friends, we’re all misunderstood.” — John Mayer, “Waiting On The World To Change”

16. “Let me be your everlasting light, the sun when there is none.” — The Black Keys, “Everlasting Light”

17. “And away he rolled, just a rebel to the world with no place to go.” — Lupe Fiasco, “Kick, Push”

18. “And I finally learned what it takes to confess, I’ll take you to a place full of grace and sunsets.” — Sadistik, “Ashes to Ashley”

19. “And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked.” — Big L, “Ebonics”

20. “I got a little bit longer, I got a ways to go.” — Grouplove, “Ways to Go”

21. “I change shapes just to hide in this place but I’m still, I’m still an animal.” — Mike Snow, “Animal”

22. “I just wanna take you home with me.” — West Water Outlaws, “Real Killer”

23. “All the money I stacked was all the money for bail.” — The Notorious B.I.G, “Respect”

24. “It’s just tequila and the beach that’s why it’s salty when we kiss.” — The Dirty Heads, “Lay Me Down”

25. “And I gotta get a move on before the sun I hear my baby callin’ my name and I know that she’s the only one.” — Old Crow Medicine Show, “Wagon Wheel”

26. “When life brings trouble, you can fight or run away…I’m coastin’” — Zion I, “Coastin’”

27. “Bitch ‘cause I’m loose off the Goose.” — Tyga, “Get Loose”

28. “It don’t matter if we sit forever and the fish don’t bite. Jump in the river and cool ourselves from the heat of the night.” — Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, “You and Me Go Fishing in the Dark”

29. “I’d rather be slidin’ on glass feet with leather up under my ass cheeks.” — Chamillionaire, “N Luv Wit My Money”

30. “I got pull like a trucker, specifically Southern, Louisville Slugger tucked under Chevy rubber to bust your bubble.” — Yelawolf, “I Wish (Remix)”

31. “I hustle and bend my back, my muscle is in tact. My biceps and triceps is aye yes.” — Lil’ Wayne, “Mo’ Fire”

32. “It’s just one of those days when you don’t wanna wake up. Everything is fucked, everybody sucks. You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify ripping someone’s head off.” — Limp Bizkit, “Break Stuff”

33. “Cause she would hold me so tight when I was ready to relapse. Tell me to relax, I ain’t know no better straight out of rehab…bottom line I was lonesome.” — Joe Budden, “Come and Take a Walk With Me”

34. “From the city of lost souls, Impalas and polished gold, between the car, and the rims, we got alot of chrome.” — The Game, “Angel”

35. “These children learn from cigarette burns, fast cars, fast women and cheap drinks. All these asphyxiated, self-medicated; take the white pill, you’ll feel alright.” — 3OH!3, “I’m Not Your Boyfriend, Baby”

36. “You keep on schemin’, man give me some more reason to have the women in your mama’s church screamin’ ‘Lord Jesus!’” — Mos Def, “Oh No”

37. “Why can’t we not be sober? I just want to start this over.” — TOOL, “Sober”

38. “I said I love having sex but I’d rather get some head.” — Three 6 Mafia, “I’d Rather Get Some Head”

39. “Read between the lines of what’s fucked up and everything’s alright. Check my vital signs to know I’m still alive and I walk alone.” — Green Day, “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”

40. “Fare thee well, my honey. Fare thee well, my only true one. All the birds that were singing…” — Grateful Dead, “Brokedown Palace”

41. “Designer clothes, lacing your clique up with diamond Roles. Your people holding dough, no parole.” — Nas, “If I Ruled The World”

42. “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the Goddamn door?!” — Panic! At The Disco, “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”

43. “And take a blunt just to ease the pain that humbles me now.” — Styles P — “Good Times (I Get High)”

44. “Can I hit in the mornin’ without givin’ you half of my dough and even worse, if I was broke would you want me?” — Jay-Z, “Can I Get A…”

45. “All you will ever see, same ol’ G.” — Genuine, “Same Ol’ G”

46. “Everything costs something bro. Winning somewhere, somewhere else you just lost something though…the cost of opportunities is always good to know.” — G-Eazy, “Opportunity Cost”

47. “After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside, and before anybody gets a chance to speak, I say, ‘Yo, don’t say nuttin’, I guess I’m just a freak!’” — Digital Underground, “Freaks Of The Industry”

48. “She just wanna smoke and fuck, I said girl that’s all that we do.” — Drake, “The Language”

49. “Grab the microphone and let the mouthpiece work. I got hype and the game starts flowin’; the girls get freaky and it starts showin’.” — Mac Dre, “2 Hard 4 The Fuckin’ Radio”

49. “I get home before daylight, just might get some sleep tonight.” — Grateful Dead, “Friend of the Devil”

50. “You are the sun, you are the only one.” — The Subways, “Rock & Roll Queen”

51. “Hey, I’ve got nothing to do today but smile.” — Simon & Garfunkel, “The Only Living Boy In New York”

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