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An Alcoholic, an Abuser, a Conspiracy Theorist, a Lamebrain, and a Liar Walk Into a Cabinet Room

Also some similarly preposterous but goody-two-shoes picks for a Democratic cabinet

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A Republican Cabinet
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Donald Trump has nominated an alcoholic and abuser of women as his defense secretary, an anti-vax conspiracy theorist whose brain was partially eaten by a worm as his health secretary, a liar as secretary of state (no, Mr. Rubio, illegal immigrants do not, and cannot, get social security benefits), a woman whom he’s already successfully bribed and who has executed people she knew were innocent as attorney general, one of his biggest donors who is an executive at a wrestling entertainment company as his education secretary, and the least experienced person he could find to set an example of national intelligence strategy by cozying up to the world’s dictators (maybe she’s his type, too).

This is only six of the 15 department heads who will walk into the Cabinet Room at the White House in January ready to advise our next president.

Can you just imagine how much rending of garments the Republicans would be doing if a Democrat had won the presidency and was now selecting a similarly preposterous cabinet?

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Katharine Valentino
Katharine Valentino

Written by Katharine Valentino

Still trying for the words to help us do & feel good things. Owner of Reviews for Medium Featured Books. I write life stories & about politics / social issues.

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