MARRIAGE

Big Strong Boy, Pretty Girl, What a Combo!

You have a husband, use it!

AI image by ChatGPT from my prompt

This morning my computer alerted me that there was a pretty girl in our bathroom.

Okay, no, I don’t have a pre-release version of Super Duper Siri Know It All Anticipatory Intelligent Assistant. But I do have a bedroom motion sensor that is enabled from 5:00 to 9:00 AM, so technically that’s what told me that someone had walked by it, probably on their way to the bathroom.

I just assumed the rest.

So, as I always do, I leaped from my chair and skidded my way down the slippery hall floor in my stocking feet to greet my wife with the customary kiss and hug.

Imagine my surprise when I found a large cat sitting in the bathroom sink.

No, that was a dream from last night. Today, my wife was there, just as the motion detector had sort of promised.

However, she was not very awake. She informed me that she was now on her way back to bed. I queried her as to when she would like to be awakened; she was disinterested in my offer of that service.

So, I walked dejectedly back to the kitchen to continue with my lonely morning chores as dictated by my I Am Going To Nag You All Day Reminder App.

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Anthony (Tony/Pcunix) Lawrence 👀
E³ — Entertain Enlighten Empower

Retired Unix Consultant. I write tech and humor mostly but sometimes other things. See my Lists if your interests are specific.