Canny Ways to Kill Yourself

Be more bunny

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Opening page of The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies by Beatrix Potter
Photo of the first page of The Tale of The Flopsy Bunnies, author’s own

I would not jump into deep water because I hate to be cold and being cold is not the last sensation I would like to feel before I die. Plus, I don’t like water up my nose.

I would not throw myself in front of a train because of the poor train driver. And I’ve never wanted to be sliced like a ham or mashed like a potato.

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