Evil Foreign Force Interfering In The US Election
Wait a minute! Surely you can’t mean little old Britain
Yes. It’s true.
Britain has been interfering in the US elections and Trump isn’t happy. The Labour Party has sent one hundred volunteers to the US to help the Democrats deliver their leaflets around the doors.
Trump was apoplectic.
“It’s blatant foreign interference. This amounts to illegal contributions.”
He has every right to be upset, as a man of colour he has had to battle discrimination everywhere.
This is surely worse than when Russia helped him get elected in 2016, which he admitted to and then denied less than an hour later. If only that was investigated —
Oh! Do you mean like Mueller’s report?
Yes, but Trump said that the report expressly and unequivocally exonerated Russia, it’s all in the wording of the report —
“The Russian government interfered in the 2016 presidential election in sweeping and systematic fashion.”
— Mueller report.
Okay. So despite the evidence, all you need to do in America is deny it.
