Weekly Synopsis America

Edition 22

Almost like a frat party, “President Obama” was playing video games, Hillary and Bill Clinton were taking selfies, and Colorado’s governor was installing beer taps in his mansion. However, the real POTUS was calling on Vladimir Putin to remove troops from the Ukraine border, just as conservative commentator Glenn Beck was praying to God that the Russian leader would just die. A proposed bill in Massachusetts would prohibit divorcing parents from having sex at home, while proposed gun legislation in Georgia would allow firearms in schools, restaurants, and airports. Maybe the senator who was caught trafficking guns should move there.