Go Jogging Instead

The Oxford Dictionary has recently allowed new words in:

Examples are TTC: Trying to conceive

Hangry : bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger

Hazzle :to dry in open air

Lactivism: advocating in favour of breast-feeding, rather than bottle-feedin

Masstige: a combination of the words masses and prestige referring to cheap products marketed as luxurious

I have a particular fondness for mansplaining. A man taking a superior air explaining something to a mere woman.

To celebrate the new, I offer the little lines below:

At first there was blogging

Then came Vlogging

Now we hear about plogging!

All this will lead to clogging.