Ode to the Tax-man
(Parody on the SIN which is Canadian tax lingo and sin)
Gotta give my SIN to get paid they say
I got saved, a feller took my SIN away
Find him, and he’ll tell ya the true story
Probbly give you my SIN if-in ya need it
I’m earning peanuts at this job anyway, sorry
What I write isn’t even considered real Lit
So wouldn’t try to find him too hard if-in I was you
Lessing, you want him to take your SIN away too
Tol’ me he’d take everyone’s SIN
As he turned and left with a grin
Well, Medium, looks like your outta luck
That feller and me, we don’t care for the almighty buck
But if-in you’re a good writer, get you a private eye
Cause if-in you wanta be paid, ya better find that guy.