The True Reason Why Trump Cancelled His Visit To Denmark.

He was on the phone to the Queen of Denmark.

‘I say, Mags, I’m told that Greenland belongs to you, I’ll give you a good price for it.’ The queen laughed.

‘Mr President I don’t think it’s ours to sell, but I’ll ask her.’ Trump heard, ALASKA, and lobster turned into tomato.

Alaska

‘I think that broad thinks we’ll swap Alaska for Denmark,’ he whispered to John Bolton.

‘How dare you suggest a swap with Alaska? Alaska is American. We do not sell, we buy!’

‘John,’ he said to Bolton, cancel that trip.’ And he slammed the phone down.