To Your Health

Jeff Bailey © 2017

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I WAIT 30 MINUTES IN A LOBBY FILLED WITH SICK PEOPLE ONLY TO WAIT ANOTHER 30 MINUTES ONCE I MAKE IT TO THE EXAMINING ROOM!

Change the channel;

Good morning, or is that good afternoon by now? Are you one of those people wondering when you caught your cold? Hold on to your socks because the answer just might surprise you. Yes, folks, it was likely the Doctor’s office you visited today!

And now, the news; Today, look for an unbearably long stretch of the mundane with intermittent periods of confusion shortly followed by a nauseating fit of the dull drums while you are forced to wait for Dr. Frankenstein.