Yo Ho Ho Ho A Pirate’s Day For Me by Hawkeye Pete Egan B.

Avast, ye lads and lasses. Hoist thee anchor, batten de hatches, set sail and bring me a noggin o’ rum, won’t ya, matey? Ye be sail’n amidst a scurvy savagery, it’d be smarts of ya to keep yer langy-loving tongue w’Ere it belonged, and not be sassing a Cap’n.

Arrrrrgghhhh!!! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, mates and lasses. Don’t be selfish wenches, now! For dems o’ ye which partake o’ the dark side, aka Facebook, scamper into yer settin’s, click on language, go to English (Pirate), click and save, and join us scalliwags and wenches as we roll on the high lit’rary seas, pirating and plundering the language fer a day, today, September 19th, International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ahoy! Argggghhhh!!!! Now, git outta here afore I ha’ ye walkin’ de plank!