Tina Kotek And Rachel Maddow, Long Lost Twins?
By Dillon Bergmann
SALEM, Ore. — After a thorough two-month investigation by the Sunset Herald, investigators have found that Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives Tina Kotek is the long-lost twin sister of Rachel Maddow. This revelation has sent shockwaves through the Oregon political scene as well the National Media scene. “I am truly shocked and hopeful by this inspiring work of journalism,” said Speaker Kotek. She went on to say “I am excited to see my twin at last. My mother has always avoided these questions, and I am pleased that the Sunset Hearld has done this key journalistic masterpiece that will be remembered and taught in journalism schools around the world for decades.”
Ms. Maddow said in a statement to the Sunset Harold that “the Sunset Harold has done Pulitzer prize-winning journalism to discover the answer to this mystery which has haunted me for years. I have always felt an outsider in my family, and I now know why: I am adopted. This has truly shaken me, but I am glad that this was finally answered, it has given closure to a mystery that has eluded me for my whole life, until now.”
Maddow and Kotek intend on meeting soon. This would be the first time that they have met and it will act as the closing of this mystery, this saga that has haunted them both for a lifetime.
