It’s easy! Take it from these all of these guys’ first messages to me. They later all turned into serious, long term relationships.

Mention death right away:

Since there’s no explanation of what you’re talking about, it’ll leave them guessing.

Let them know you’re single. hmmmmmmm…..

Send them a special surprise at work:

Then immediately deny it later.

Make it quick:

Be persistent:

And then call them a bitch. Women like that.

Let them know how you really feel:

Even if you don’t know them AT ALL IN ANY WAY.

Be passionate:

BONUS! Keep making new Facebooks until they accept your friend request. Even if they block all the other ones:

Don’t stop until they literally have to ask you to.