Sex, Drugs and Rock ’n’ Roll Isn’t What It Used to Be

Neither is TV, but that’s no excuse to stop throwing them out the window

I’m not the kind of writer to make misteaks in a public forum. Such shenanigans are reserved for the likes of rock stars. These depraved degenerates, who care as much for rules as a revolutionary at a Toff’s Tea Party, could do a damn sight better than…