The Thing About Kids: I Once Tried To Ransom My Grandchildren for Reese Cups

It’s true.
Several years ago, I tried to ransom my grandchildren for Reese’s cups.
It’s not something I’m proud of, mostly because it was an epic fail.
In my defense I had been babysitting all day. I thought I was being quite clever. If I’m honest, I was only half joking.