Booster Club to Erect Treehouse as New Meeting Place, No Girls Allowed They Say

The local booster club has begun construction on a treehouse on the front field in an attempt to have a better system for regulating its attendees. “Now if any girls come by, we can just pull up the ladder!” commented Shane Cockman, one of the booster club heads. “Yeah, Girls are gross and they have cooties” chimed in Tyler Peters, another club head.

A female who somehow supports the booster club had this to say, “They’re not sexist, they just think women shouldn’t have the same privileges as men.”

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