Couple In Senior Lounge Really Pushing It This Time

During last Tuesday’s lunch period, a couple in the senior lounge were really pushing the limits with their public displays of affection. “It’s gross,” commented local senior Dan Hartman, an unfortunate onlooker of the couple’s disturbing intimacy, “it’s just gross.”

Hartman tells us he had no choice but to vacate the lounge at once when the couple started to undress. He continued, “why do they have to do that in here? Do they get that no one else wants to see that? And that they’re being so obnoxious? Maybe they’re just stupid.” Maybe they are, Hartman, maybe they are.

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