Letters 3 the Editor

How many roads must a man walk before you call him a man?

  • Eight.

In this modern age of myriad technological advancement and innovation, how can we retain what it truly means to be human?

  • About three times a day, and a cup of baking soda.

Hail Zulthor, God of All Things.

  • Hail Zulthor, God of All Things.


  • No.

Knock Knock

  • Who’s there?

I regret to inform you we are discontinuing Letters to the Editor.

  • Aw man, really?!

Yes, you aren’t funny.

  • Sorry.
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