Student Accepted Into Maret Based Solely on Academic Ability

In a mockery of the education system, a student has been admitted into Maret School who has nothing to offer to the athletic department, diversity breakdown of the student body, or the school’s endowment. “It’s a new direction for us,” commented dean of students Lauren Williams, “we thought we’d try something new this year, mix it up a little.”

“It’s a disgrace,” said Fred Cooper, a local student outraged at the incident, “The school only accepted her so she’ll win some shiny award that they can display. Instead of choosing someone who will make them look good, Maret could have accepted an athlete or an artist. She’ll probably just focus on her studies and completely ignore everything else. It’ll be a waste of an education if you ask me.”