Student Council Fails to Broker Arms Deal with Pakistan

After another unrewarding day of tedious negotiations with Pakistani officials, the Student Council has returned from Geneva empty handed. Pakistani officials maintain their stance that the Student Council is still “far from the source” and too aggressive in their use of drone strikes. Student Council Vice President Charlotte Lemmings emphasized that she was intent on securing the Khyber Pass by whatever means necessary, adding that “at the same time we will expect and accept non-closure.” It remains unclear what this could mean for the impending war with Sidwell, who are well known to have a healthy arms trade with Russia.

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