Student Unsure Whether or Not Socially Acceptable to Make Jokes About People Who Identify as Inanimate Objects

Last Thursday at break, local student Dean Daniels questioned whether he would be applauded or reprimanded for a joke making fun of those who identify as inanimate objects.

“I’m a pretty accepting guy, so I don’t like hurting someone’s feelings, but I’m just not sure where the line between acceptable and ridiculous is anymore” commented Daniels, “how is it not absurd that someone could identify or be sexually attracted to toasters? That’s gotta be funny, right?”

Unfortunately, Daniels decided to make the joke, and has been put on social probation indefinitely.

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