Stupid Local Senior Told the Truth About How Long it Takes Him to Get to School.

Last Tuesday, in an act of complete foolishness, local senior Kenny Briar reported the actual time it took him to get to school. Briar was obviously denied an on campus parking spot, but idiotically claims he is more deserving of an on campus parking spot than some of his fellow students. “I know a couple of other people who have parking spots on campus that live even closer to school than I do!” complains Briar, “It’s absurd that I should be punished for telling the truth!” Briar has since been suspended for admitting to having copied a friend’s math homework.

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