The Toy Story
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The Toy Story

The Kitchen Doctor Is In The House

Everyday utensils make great sex toys

Photo by Tamara Gak on Unsplash

Lining up the kitchen utensils on the tray we normally use for breakfast in bed, I carefully settle each of them into a spot.

The wide, thick base of the rubber potato peeler kisses the ocean-colored silicone soup ladle. A few spatulas are lined up by size next to the oil brush looking like a four-year-old’s stick…

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Jennifer McDougall

Jennifer McDougall

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.