
Day 182 (July 20, 2017)
In today’s issue: 6 months later…
It’s officially been six months under the Trump regime. Quick recap:
Looks like the snooze button is still viable, since NOTHING noteworthy has been accomplished. Just lots of lying, tweeting, and golfing. Ya know, what any president does.
Anyway, in honor of the 6 month mark, The New York Times has granted us a holy grail of incomprehensible, incoherent Trump speak. They published a lengthy interview with POTUS himself, and it’s truly Pulitzer worthy considering how clearly it demonstrates that this man is an egomaniac liar, an uninformed “leader,” and is truly unfit for presidency. It is such a poor reflection on Trump, and such a clear demonstration of his low IQ level.
What did Trump think of all of this? (Of course, before the Twitter trolls came around)
“It went really well.”
Sir, you are mistaken.
It went horribly. Just, horribly. Much to our delight, may I add.
First, it appears the wife of Japan’s Prime Minister pretended not to know English so that she won’t have to speak to Trump.

Meanwhile, there’s a video of her delivering a lengthy speech entirely in English.
Second, it appears Trump legitimately does not know what health care is. Which is really concerning since it’s a topline agenda item of his to reform it.
Case in point, he thinks a 21 year old will pay $12 for insurance and end up with “a nice plan” by the time they’re 70 (here’s where you say ??HUH??)
He said that Macron “loves holding his hand” three times. That’s thrice.
Who knows what he’s saying here.
Also this gem: Trump thinks the FBI directly reports to him and only started reporting to the Department of Justice “out of courtesy” after Watergate. So so wrong. So embarrassingly wrong.
And our personal favorite, the article made sure to note when he was making noise that no one understood by marking “garbled.” 14 times.
The best one: “yes, yes. [garbled]”
LOL. So good.
We can only predict what he’ll say next.
Ok. Time to get serious though. It’s been six months. And this poor excuse of a man is still our president. We have an idiot for a president.
It’s ridiculous that he’s in office. It’s ridiculous that he’s still in office after 6 months. And if all the scandals of the last 6 months haven’t convinced you, and all the various ways he’s made a mockery of us among international powers hasn’t convinced you, then I’m sure there will be no shortage events in the upcoming months (hopefully less) to convince the population of these United States that he needs to be removed from office once and for all.
Trump is unfit to lead, and, if this NY Times article is any indication, leave it up to him to prove that himself.
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