Day 343 (December 28, 2017)
In today’s issue: Trains.
Yesterday, the Jerusalem Post reported that a train station, being built next to the Western Wall, will be named after Trump.
Yes. That Donald Trump. The same one we post about pretty much every day. The same one who said there were “plenty of good people on both sides” of the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville.
As much as we’d love to believe this is some terrible, Black Mirror-esque prank, it’s not. The only way to get our president, an ever growing pile of rats standing on top of each other in an orange jumpsuit and bad wig, to do ANYTHING, is to name something after him.
Want that person held in a prison camp in North Korea returned home? Great. Make sure he tattoos his eyelids “Donald” and “Trump”.
Afraid that endangered Panda might go extinct? Not if you name him “The Trump Panda: The Greatest Panda Ever”.
Want a new viagra pill to hit the market? Wonderful. It will now be orange.
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