Sep 15, 2019
4 min read
Transcript Seven, in which Trump Learns How to Win the Nobel Prize
Trump is sitting on the toilet having his usual 3am twitter tantrum while squeezing ineffectually in an attempt to rid his distended bowels of seven weeks’ worth of junk food. A hapless White House aide is nearby in case Trump gets frightened by being alone. The aide is wondering if his government health coverage will pay for treatment for the PTSD he knows he’s incurring as a…
