The Trump Tapes
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The Trump Tapes

Transcript Seven, in which Trump Learns How to Win the Nobel Prize

The Best Nobel Prize, the Greatest Nobel Prize

Trump is sitting on the toilet having his usual 3am twitter tantrum while squeezing ineffectually in an attempt to rid his distended bowels of seven weeks’ worth of junk food. A hapless White House aide is nearby in case Trump gets frightened by being alone. The aide is wondering if his government health coverage will pay for treatment for the PTSD he knows he’s incurring as a

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A series of transcripts revealing what really happens inside Trumpworld

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Allan Milne Lees

Allan Milne Lees

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