Science Shows Go-Karts Effective Anti-Cancer Treatment
Science now shows that the vibration of inner organs in sports such as trampoline, triple jump, and go-kart racing to be effective against most forms of cancer.
A spokesman for science said: “Any of the bouncy or buzzy sports — what we call the vibratational-motion recreations — are proving to be enormously effective against cancers of the internal organs.” In a news conference Tuesday the spokesman, a distinguished looking man in his 50s wearing a nice suit, a tie and a long white coat, further went on to state: “The evidence points toward the fact that the anti-cancer benefits come not only from actual participation in these bouncy/buzzy activities, but also from merely buying the relevant sporting equipment and attire, particularly through Amazon.”
The spokesman dismissed doubters by referring to their negativity as, quote, “poppycock.” “What,” he continued, “do these people want everyone to get cancer?”
