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The Unwatchables

noun, plural. A piece of visual media that any average citizen would actively choose not to watch because the content is (1) of the poorest quality and execution (2) excessively graphic, violent, and or “offensive” (3) not readily available for consumption

THE HARMONY KORINE PRIMER

THE HARMONY KORINE PRIMER

There are three categories of people based on their reactions to Harmony Korine’s latest film and future cult classic, Spring Breakers…
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Robin H.
Feb 11, 2016
ONE MAN’S JOURNEY TO NARCISSIM: ‘THE BROWN BUNNY’ (2003)

ONE MAN’S JOURNEY TO NARCISSIM: ‘THE BROWN BUNNY’ (2003)

The Brown Bunny is notorious for a lot of things, but less for the first 95% of the film. Vincent Gallo…
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Robin H.
Feb 11, 2016
KILLER JOE (2012) / THE PAPERBOY (2012): WHEN ACTORS DO “POOR FACE”

KILLER JOE (2012) / THE PAPERBOY (2012): WHEN ACTORS DO “POOR FACE”

After a certain amount of fame, an actor will eventually want to get back to actual “acting” and take on that challenging role. Either they…
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Robin H.
Feb 9, 2016
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JENNIFER’S BODY (2009): A RECONSIDERATION

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009): A RECONSIDERATION

The pitch is a dream for a post-modern, satire-loving, cinephile: the most popular girl at school gets possessed, turns into a succubus…
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Robin H.
Feb 9, 2016
COMPLIANCE (2012)

COMPLIANCE (2012)

Compliance is a simple film with a complicated relationship with the nature of obeying authority. It’s a cinematic equivalent of the…
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Robin H.
Feb 5, 2016
ANGST (1983) I CAME FOR THE HORROR, STAYED FOR THE CINEMATOGRAPHY

ANGST (1983) I CAME FOR THE HORROR, STAYED FOR THE CINEMATOGRAPHY

Angst is a rarely seen Austrian film from 1983, and if it weren’t for filmmaker Gaspar Noe claiming it is his favorite film, many of us…
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Robin H.
Feb 5, 2016
SALO OR 120 DAYS OF SODOM (1975): SOMETIMES CRAP IS JUST CRAP

SALO OR 120 DAYS OF SODOM (1975): SOMETIMES CRAP IS JUST CRAP

One of the first things you learn in Art History 101 that art is really about “context.” A urinal is just a urinal, but when Marcel Duchamp…
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Robin H.
Feb 2, 2016
SOCIETY (1989); NOT FUN ENOUGH FOR CULT CLASSIC STATUS

SOCIETY (1989); NOT FUN ENOUGH FOR CULT CLASSIC STATUS

Society’s metaphor, in that the rich feed (in this case, literally), may have been too ham-fisted for it to be actually effective. This…
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Robin H.
Jan 31, 2016
A SERBIAN FILM (2010): IN DEFENSE OF

A SERBIAN FILM (2010): IN DEFENSE OF

[Preface: I stand by my positive opinion of this film, which may cause some judgement of me and my film choices. A measure of a good films…
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Jan 31, 2016
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FUNNY GAMES (2007): WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN WE CALL A FILM PRETENTIOUS

FUNNY GAMES (2007): WHAT WE TALK ABOUT WHEN WE CALL A FILM PRETENTIOUS

The word “pretentious” is often a descriptor used when discussing a non-mainstream film. I propose that it is a word that is less…
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Robin H.
Jan 31, 2016
About The Ending of Escape From Tomorrow…

About The Ending of Escape From Tomorrow…

What the much hyped indie movie really means.
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Robin H.
Oct 22, 2013
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