by Joe Pendlebury (@theuxchap)

UX, According to Larry David

[on ordering coffee at Starbucks] “I’ll have a vanilla… one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.”
[on disagreeing about air conditioning] “I wanna sleep in 68 degree temperature, she wants 75, let’s compromise at 72!”
[on elevator button etiquette] “I didn’t mean to waste twelve seconds of your precious time… I decided to go to someplace else, I didn’t realise it was illegal in your world!”
[on dealing with a gelato “sample abuser”] “Don’t abuse your sampling privilege. And you know what else? I was looking out for the counter woman as well. She’s told the customer is always right. And, in fact, the customer is usually a moron and an asshole.”

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