Kylie Jenner Wants You to Pay for Her Makeup Artist’s Brain Surgery
And she lied about being a billionaire.
Kylie Jenner has made a gigantic fortune by doing something millions of women secretly fantasize about. She hangs out at home all day, posting selfies in her underwear and asking for money.
Hey, I would do it.
Of course, there’s nothing casual (or harmless) about what Kylie Jenner does. Her Instagram feed flaunts a highly curated lifestyle and promotes unsustainable living. She’s spent the last five or six years crafting a level of flawless beauty that even she couldn’t attain without plastic surgery, a team of makeup artists, and a phone full of beauty filters.
If that weren’t enough, she also forged documents in order to convince magazines like Forbes she was a self-made billionaire. In reality, her cosmetic kits have brought in far less money than she claims. And according to my students, “Her makeup is total crap.”
I believe them.
We’re tired of billionaires bypassing humanity.
You can understand why people might feel peeved that Kylie Jenner recently asked for donations to fund brain surgery for one of her makeup artists. As you can expect, the internet didn’t respond kindly. In…
