While I’m Waiting To Be Fired

I have a few thoughts

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The way it looks now, I’m going to be fired tomorrow. The Thanksgiving holiday may have delayed it, but I’m sure the email will be waiting for me when I wake up with the heading in all caps. I doubt they would put “YOU’RE FIRED” in the subject line, but then again I haven’t known them very long.