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Governor Newsom Opens Schools to Kids Ages 5–5 1/4

Photo by Jorge Maya on Unsplash

In a bold move hailed as both heroic and anti-science, California’s beloved governor Gavin Newsom has brokered a deal to open California shcools. While not every school in every county will be opening, the governor has put together an incentive package totalling $ 37 trillion and a sack of In-and-Out burgers to schools that open classrooms for face-to-face learning for students aged 5–5 1/4.

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