Fox News to Celebrate Earth Day with 24-Hour Coverage of ‘Globalist Cabal’

Fox News plans on marking the 51st annual Earth Day by airing nonstop coverage of the “globalist cabal” and its sphere of influence in daily life, CEO Suzanne Scott announced in an internal memo obtained exclusively by The Washington Boast.

“We here at Fox News are not afraid of change,” Scott wrote, “which is why we will be trying something new this year. After the one on-air personality here who wants clean air and water made a big fuss about it the other day, those of us at the executive level realized it was something we could capitalize on. Eventually, we settled on an action plan that stays true to the spirit of the day: highlight the motives, methods and hiding places of the globalists.”

Digital initiatives to complement the network’s television broadcast include using globe emojis “in any and all tweets mentioning Bill Gates, George Soros, Beyoncé or Mickey Mouse,” the memo stated. Also, stories about these figures on foxnews.com will have a featured image in which flames are photoshopped into the background.

The concept was a big hit with Sean Hannity and the channel’s other primetime hosts.

“This could be our biggest ratings day in months,” Hannity said while reciting his daily prayers outside Trump Tower in Manhattan. “Personally, I would have leaned toward running segments on the New World Order, but this is great too.”

In recent years, Fox News had honored Earth Day by encouraging those at white nationalist rallies to reduce the number of lit torches by half.