LEAKED! Secret Project Week Signups

A crack team of Scallion investigative reporters has uncovered a secret list of projects that organizers have been saving for only their favorite students and faculty members. But the muckmakers, I mean muckrakers of the Overlake reporters Corp have recently obtained a copy of these secret project weeks and have decided to share them with the public:

Digging for Gold in the Junior Lot: Anyone who has driven through the Junior Lot is familiar with the deep wholes that are dug at the entrance every year. What you may not know is that several Overlakers have struck gold and made fortunes from these holes. So grab a shovel and dig deep into your claim of gravel. Make your fortune with this on-campus project week!

Student Review Board Project Week: Get an in depth look at how SRB operates over project week. The first few days will consist of [REDACTED]followed by [REDACTED] and culminating in actually getting to [REDACTED]. Sign up today!

College Swag from Places You’re Not Going Fashion Week (Underclassmen only): Having not properly researched actually applying to any institution of higher learning don’t you feel like you deserve to attend the best of the best? Your learners’ permit and one AP class certainly qualify you to wear that Stanford sweatshirt with underserved confidence so join this project week to overzealously sport all the college swag you desire!

Straight Up Crying for a Week: It’s alright buddy…it’s ok. Let it out. I know, I know. Cry it out. Have a tissue. It’s tough I know I know. You’re ok. Take all that sadness deep within you and just let it all out for a week. There, there.

Driving East: Want a break from the hectic happenings of Western Washington? You know what’s quiet?…Eastern Washington. You know what’s quieter?…North Dakota. You know what’s even quieter? The Atlantic Ocean. So hop in a car and spend this extended project week fleeing this forsaken corner of the country for someplace not here. Just keep driving!