Lightning Bonus Reviews #3
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1 min readApr 15, 2017
Get Out (2017)
A ridiculous film. You expect me to believe a professional artist who doesn’t work for Microsoft uses Windows phone? You get out.
West Side Story (1961)
The least convincing basketball scene outside of Space Jam.
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
A mostly enjoyable plotless murder comedy.
The garbage can at the end of the drive-thru (1990s?)
Taco Bell’s way of saying, “Last chance to avoid this terrible mistake you’re making.”
