Lightning Bonus Reviews #5
Opinions are like assholes. There are lots of them on the Internet. But at least these are small?
Everybody shit themselves about that garbage OJ Simpson show with John Travolta playing a drunk cartoon character, but the Discovery Channel’s brilliant true crime show Manhunt: Unabomber just snuck by. And it shouldn’t have. It deserved to blow up. (Sorry about that. Actually, on further thought, no. I’m not sorry at all. This is who I am).
I don’t like It. You shouldn’t watch It. It isn’t good. The only redeeming quality It has is being a fun movie title to use in sentences.
BUT I guess if you really like movies that make you feel gross, you’ll like It. The child acting alone will unsettle you for days.
I remember eating celery as a kid… because I’m still chewing a piece.
It’s the MLB postseason. And look, baseball isn’t the best game. It’s like 80% commercials for trucks.
But the one thing I absolutely love about baseball is the huge wads of sunflower seeds they eat WHILE THEY’RE PLAYING. That’s a level of dedication to snacking that I have to admire.