Updated Idioms for Vegetarians

Alex Falcone
The Weekly Weep
Published in
2 min readFeb 8, 2018

Too many common English sayings are just too mean to animals. As a long time vegetarian and a writer, I thought I’d put it on myself to update ’em up a bit.

Thrill two birds with one scone.

Generosity fulfilled the cat.

Like rooting for fish in peril.

Like tweeting a bread course.

It’s a soggy saag world out there.

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Alex Falcone
The Weekly Weep

Comedian. Podcaster. Author of a novel about a mummy that Publisher’s Weekly called “Unfortunate.” linktr.ee/alexfalcone