Updated Idioms for Vegetarians

Alex Falcone
Feb 8, 2018 · 2 min read

Too many common English sayings are just too mean to animals. As a long time vegetarian and a writer, I thought I’d put it on myself to update ’em up a bit.

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Thrill two birds with one scone.

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Generosity fulfilled the cat.

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Like rooting for fish in peril.

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Like tweeting a bread course.

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It’s a soggy saag world out there.

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Comedian. Podcaster. Author of a YA novel about a girl who falls in love with a cute mummy. Publisher’s Weekly called it “Unfortunate.” unwrapmyheart.com

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Stories, reviews, recommendations, and more from Alex Falcone and the rest of the Read it and Weep crew.

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