Going Out Guide

At least they’re warm. But you won’t be.

Hello! It’s me, your friendly Wershington Post Going Out Guide Editor! This weekend we have THREE AMAZING options!

1.) Pay $40 to go stand in a field with poor drainage, surrounded by 2,000 other yuppies, and wait in line for 2 hours for a drink. What makes this REALLY cool?! A couple of melting table top ice sculptures the size of Jack Russell Terriers! But they’re not Jack Russell Terriers or anything remotely that artistic. They’re just logos of the midrange bar that’s now charging you $8 for that 2-hour wait beer.

2.) The cool once a year art exhibit at the Renwick or maybe Hirschhorn that you’ll spend 20 seconds in after ANOTHER SEXY 2 HOUR WAIT! Wow

3.) This hot hot hot new tapas bar that is exactly like last week’s new hot hot hot tapas bar. The twist!! You may breathlessly ask? Why, this one is KOREAN! Hello wild and unheard of fusion!