Humor Hotlines (HumorHotlines.com)

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A Sampling of Some of Our Best Humor Hotlines of All-Time:

• THE REJECTION HOTLINE: 605–475–6968
  (200+ Million Calls!)
• Automated Sobriety Test: 605–475–6958
  (6 Million Calls!)
• Bad Breath Notification: 605–475–6959
  (18 Million Calls!)
• Divorce Hotline: 605–475–6960
  (4 Million Calls!)
• Hogwarts Admissions Office: 605–475–6961
  (6 Million Calls!)
• How to Entertain An Idiot: 605–475–6962
  (20+ Million Calls!)
• Human Resources: 605–475–6963
  (5 Million Calls!)
• It Could Always Suck More: 605–475–6964
  (20+ Million Calls!)
• Jury Duty Prank: 605–475–6965
  (13 Million Calls!)
• Outsource A Friendship to India: 605–475–6966
  (20+ Million Calls!)
• Psychiatric Hotline: 605–475–6967
  (20+ Million Calls!)
• Angry Santa: 605–475–6971
  (20+ Million Calls!)
• Sex Addiction Intervention: 605–475–6972
  (14 Million Calls!)
• Stop Complaining (ICASM 2): 605–475–6973
  (3 Million Calls!)

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