[KJC: 18th November 2017 |Gun Porn afficionados rejoice as Netflix releases the Punisher]

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Assault Rifle says the last time there was so much trashy white goop on them, they were at an alt-right rally.

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Her Milkshakes got all the boys to her yard. Their Lactose Intolerance Drove them away.

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Housing crisis (and Thanksgiving) in much of the developed world ends as people realise it’s okay to live with your parents. Because they’re you but both, 20 years later and 20 years into the past.

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Altruism in a nutshell: Most Charities are stupid. Yes even that Cancer one you donate to. And especially that homeless shelter one.

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Developmental economists Jeffery Sachs and William Easterly agree that the answer to “Should bed nets be distributed for free?” is “It Doesn’t matter”.

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This Remembrance Day, Britain remembers how it still doesn’t teach Colonial History. Then quickly forgets it, till B.Johnsom reminds them of it next week.

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Next Nobel prize to be given out collectively to authors of dystopic fiction. By imagining every possible Dystopia, they’ve effectively prevented all of them.

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If it talks like a duck and walks like a duck, it might be a cute video on YouTube.

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Group claiming to represent the views of the majority of Hindus disbands after it is found that they really represent the 5 people.

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In Gujarat a sex scandal erupts. Because consensual or not, if there is sex, that is the scandal.

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Urdu becomes second official Language in Telangana. Hyderabadi Hindi offended, asks, “Kaiku re? Hindi Jaisa-ich sunai deta Miya?”