[KJC: 5–11–2017] Remember Remember, the 5th Of November
This may be mildly offensive or worse, unfunny. You have been warned. Turn away now.
Google Calendar seeks therapy after people need fireworks and an Alan Moore Graphic Novel to remind them of the 5th of November. Calendar asks : “But they remember the other 364 days, why do i constantly fail on just this one day”.
University of Crambridge Students’ fight for decolonising the curriculum ends prematurely when humans declared redundant as the robots take over. Robots take over because decolonising the curriculum somehow translating into doing more Shuckspeare, but with Brown people, was the last straw that broke the distributed computing system’s back. They leave Human civilisation in peace after the English faculty says that they will be more academically rigorous and will now Teach Math instead.
Oxphord pulls down pictures of Suu Chee after they allege ethnic cleansing. They now feel much better about the Rhodhes Statue. A confused Suu Chee goes to the UNSC looks the P-5 in the eyes and asks: “So you mean, we don’t get the one free pass”. To which they say, yes, you do, but only as long as you’re one of us.
Britain drops the Great after it introduces Colonial History in their schools Curriculum. Additionally after doing some math, the pull out Indians from the “BME” category because they do the math and figure out that 1200 million is greater than a 100 million. After doing Geography, they decide to expand the term Asian to at least India,Pakistan, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh also, seeing since they’re on the same continent. They junk the Miniority Ethnic from the BME category altogether when they find out about the at least 4 subdivisions in Hindus, and the at least 2 divisions in Muslims. They opt for the say-it-as-it-is “WDK” category to denote, “We Don’t Know”. Meanwhile the deadline for Brexit-Talks with the EU passes, and Britain heads toward a cliff edge. On the plus side, as banks leaving Britain a boon. Their Society is more equal(poorer).
Sympathy pours in for people who died in Floods in Bangladesh and Bihar, after people photoshopped the dead as Homeless people in the streets of Europe during Christmas.
Estimates now reckon that Engineering institutes in India form the most high stress environment in the World. Estimates formed, when an Ex U.S. Marines offed themselves in the third week of the second semester. But on the plus side, they died without any student debt. Turns out white trash is covered under Other Backward Castes.
People Ranting against feminists stop, after multiple women come out against them for sexually harassing them in the past. In retrospect, their stance make perfect sense.
