After Conspiring Pointless Nightmares On Me I Stabbed it Unblushingly

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Before I start full throttle in making you understand, let me extract a page from the intelligent people’s book.

Our galaxy, the Milky Way, has been “accurately weighed” for the first time, and it is unsurprisingly heavy.
Revolutionary research has revealed about 1.5 trillion (or 1,500,000,000,000) times more mass than the sun.
Experts have been trying to gauge the weight of the Milky Way for years, however, this is a difficult task.

Measuring weight is not easy; as mentioned above, stop buying these fun gimmicks to measure your weight. These unnecessary voodoo machines can induce heart attacks, nightmares & excessive unwanted sex causing your partner to be a victim due to your reading somewhere bright fat reducing technique.

If you rely on these fancy dress browsing, every site will teach you a different way to evaluate your weight. The pioneers that left me on fire.

— The minute you wake up, even if your eyes are half-open, it doesn’t matter if you stand on your scales. Your eyes will automatically get opened like an owl 360 degrees wide circumference by presenting you with accurate weight.

— Your clothes sometimes have more weight than you. Make sure you strip every bit before going pedestal. Continue your regular breathing pace place your weighing device away from a staring mirror. Evenhandedly comparably, watching yourself naked can cause a double panic. Rent the machine to induce the panic factor solely.

— An empty stomach is a great way to measure your weight in the morning. Nevertheless, if you have been mischievous on the bed drinking a semen cocktail in the night, then give a drop to this drill as semen is a subject that is still debatable as a calorie drink or calorie-free drink.

Bull!!!

I dug a unique shaft in the cemetery and put my weighing machine in it. I placed a heavy gravestone upon the devil, saying non-negotiable.

The suffocating bra, panties digging & the curve of my ass was a poor measuring gauge.

I learned the right way of measuring myself; I procured a dog collar cast it on my waist, which, if it goes mightier or defeated, will immediately send my brain red flag signals. You bet ironically, it processes more agile, more precise and has a robotic effect; my hand stops reaching my mouth feeding.

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