Oct 29, 2021
Audience With The God On The Most Forgotten Mainstream Facial Feature
I succumbed today
How???
Is a mystery cause the things I was doing nowhere could have led to this cataclysm as it was my standard drill, nothing of the subroutine.
Brushing teeth with a shoe brush looks promising over toothbrushes where they go projecting with fewer bristles; the range offers magnified presently compared to earlier extra soft, gentle, medium & hard looks like an assortment of a sex menu. Something isn’t right with these brushes, not the teeth as they go laying down in the similar old fashion, variety, and brutality.
I weathered likewise buttoning my ears with mushrooms to avoid the unnecessary commotion of a vacuum cleaner while cleaning the house. As usual, I progressed to groom my culpable dog, whose hair surges everywhere like overnight slums erupting from nowhere to everywhere.
Then after my unplugging rolling, the vacuum cleaners leash, I saw a Spiderman busy in his intricate web work, which seemed like teasing my missing on his decease. I remember executing a high jump with my coiled vacuum cleaner as his death warrant. I skidded on a skateboard effect then was in this form with my partner in crime, the Almighty.
I knew my black book would be the heaviest, without doubt, will be sent to the pits. Barely before the Almighty spoke, I requested responses to three basic questions which I felt had gone misread by the human race. He nodded his head, permitting me equally my beware signal picked up in his paradise squandering time, wrangle and browbeating translated forbidden.
Monsignor, the three things you tolerate in giving us are not being exploited as you may have imagined. I kept this question for this memorable rendezvous.
Earlobes, Eyelashes & Facial Hair undergo what goal to accomplish.
Almighty answered, smiling as you asked the right questions, which have invariably been a fiery prompt in our kingdom.
Earlobes ran created as the volume increased and decreased functionality. Few parents applied this drill to children; however, that was outward without the involvement of the heartstrings; that’s why they couldn’t grasp the volume rise & fall in the child. Irrespective of age, it’s an integral function in all humans where they end up using foul language on lowering each other’s volume, which can easily wind up pulling off each other’s ears. Scandalous.
When anger seized upon you according to your past acts, a tool went further to manage your rage. Eyelashes operate as fans for your face where you can adjust the speed with the blinking rate. Blinking eyelashes could have been used creatively by tallying on your blinks in anger management, and the ventilate from it changes your red face to your original fresh color. Forgetting the affairs on earth is catastrophic; currently, humans are overwhelmed by gadgets that build them overlook the average blinking — sticky sinking situation.
Facial Hair, if viewed in-depth, goes equally cheerfully on animals and humankind. In the manner of all bears, we wanted all humans to resemble each other. Yet the world set about shaving, waxing & lasering, ignoring my gift to them. They didn’t stop this malfunction till the face went stretching over their entire physical structure.
If they possessed finally covered up with costumes, Why did they wander the wrong way? Inauspicious
The wild bushes on their reproductive part were the adroit sex toy from me to enhance the cloud nine senses where they goofed into an enchanting trap full of strange sex toys. By numeration on the hair threads, massage one another dens with oil and shock absorber for the other by finding your hidden treasure is a sweet dish they missed with a cherry on the upside.
