The Hazardous Damage Done By The Carpenter Tool Overfished The Repairs
Cometic Comedic Surgery Conducted Under Frightening Supervision
The above photo is my pre & post photo. I can’t comprehend my ensemble, how I seem. I think I’m ready for Halloween, which will be booked for a long time, then waning the celebration in one day.
Now let’s see how I can begin this parody. I don’t spend much time in front of the mirror, though, preferably on my computer screen. The black blank screen, which gives barely a few second window, opened my eyes wider on my unironed face.
After recognizing it, I remember encountering four small heart attacks. It was like my undivided blood flow went uninterrupted towards my heart in a state of shock, then a vortex effect ruled on it till I put a paperweight on my heart by consummating it as age, anger or infrequent sex reasons.
My four focal points went dispersed on my forehead, eyes, cheekbones and mouth. Further Measuring, I realized
My Forehead — Claims these are lines of concern. What crap, I don’t wear those sunshades, so when I need to make eye contact in the supervision of sunrays, my forehead naturally turns, giving this expression.
My Eyes — Research indicates that these are crow’s feet. O.k., I agree the footprint matches a crow, but I don’t remember any affair between me & crow where we played who winks first.
My Cheekbones — Again, I have a disconnect on this as I have had since childhood plump cheeks not talking about my ass but still on my face. They got pinched by all age groups, which causes this recession line naturally.
My Mouth — This reasoning seemed worthwhile where the researchers & I might finally hit a high five. It quotes it’s due to the tension of the ring mouth muscle, yeah, bull’s eye, excessive smooching to my bitter half, lovers & dogs.
Yet, to reach a millionaire list cannot afford a facelift that still costs a bombshell. Notwithstanding, how was I supposed to go full throttle fighting for my rights? I decided to work on it myself. I held over a carpenter tool sandpaper & practiced on half my face, which started resembling a Red Indian.
I discovered what’s called a sticky situation which persists for an indefinite time period.