Oh, Dear. Witchy’s Taken Her Dislike of Tofu to a New Level…

At least she’s being creative about it!

Liberty Forrest
The Witchy One

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Cartoon “Witchy” with green face, looking like she is going to be sick. Sign beside her is a chunk of tofu that asks, “Why?”
Illustration by Witchy

This morning, I was in the kitchen, waiting for the kettle to boil so I could make a pot of tea. Still in my jams, I was not quite functional yet when Witchy knocked at the door.

On opening it, I found her grinning from ear to ear and looking very much like she was up to something.

“Morning, Witchy!” I stepped aside so she could come in.

“Good morning!” she replied, following me to the kitchen.

“You’re up early! I know it’s not your favourite…mine either! What a pair we are!” I rolled my eyes playfully.

Back of cartoon Witchy in bed, one arm throwing an alarm cross across the room and the caption reads, Mornings are stupid.
Illustration by Witchy

“Yes! I am! And no, it’s not! And yes, we are!”

I was too sleepy to have managed that reply and was amazed that she’d done it at that hour.

“That’s the second time in a couple of weeks that you’ve been here at this time. Last week, it was because were excited to tell me you’d written The Pinhead Song about Vladimir and put it on YouTube.”

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Liberty Forrest
The Witchy One

Creator of “Witchy” cartoon. Award-Winning Author. Spiritual Arts. My PUBS: 1) THE AFTERLIFE; 2) HOPE, HEALING AND HUMOUR; and 3) THEWITCHYONE (for "Witchy")