No One Cares About…
Yes, they do

The internet is freaking out about something again. It must be a day that ends in Y. And, of course, John* has to give his two cents: “Ugh. No one cares about this. Shut up.”
What John doesn’t seem to realize is that if “no one” cared about the thing, no one would be talking about the thing. Obviously, someone cares. Obviously, a lot of people care. I would venture to guess that…