An Open Letter to the #MeToobin Twitterverse

Just remember, everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey

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Look, a man’s got to make a living and sometimes the monkey deserves it.

People need to lighten up. I don’t care how much it bothers PETA and the ASPCA, monkey spanking does not cause serious…

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Lon Shapiro

Creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach. Teach the world one joke at a time