A song parody of Africa by Toto

Author illustration using photos by Cameron Venti and Alexander Kaunas on Unsplash

Does your partner require you to live in impossibly cold conditions? Well, this song is for you!

Dedicated to my sweet wife’s practice of leaving the bedroom door and windows open, causing a cold air front that triggers the thermostat and…




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