How I Foiled a Home Invasion

And other accomplishments of the mentally challenged

Photo by Rendiansyah on Unsplash

If you have watched commercials on TV for the last forty years, you would know that white men are the stupidest people on the face of the earth, so I was already at a distinct disadvantage.

Now while it’s perfectly acceptable to punch up at privilege, there is an element of truth behind this stereotype.

How else do you explain this?

or the approximately 41 million other voters like these guys?

And seriously, how else can you explain the fact that 89% (282 of 316) of the Darwin Award recipients are men?

A crime had been committed late in the night and I’m not exactly detective material.